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When all trees have been cut down, when all animals have been hunted, when all waters are polluted, when all air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money. - Cree Prophecy

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Joke of the year!!

What creativity..of all the ones I rcvd/read, this is on the top..

An Indian boy on his first day at a US school.

It was the first day of school and a new student named ChandrasekharSubramanian entered the fourth grade.The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History.Who said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death"?
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had hishand up:"Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
"Very good!" Who said "Government of the People, by the People, for thePeople, shall not perish from the Earth?"
Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863"said Chandrasekhar.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed.Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more! About its historythan you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F**k the Indians,"
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Chandrasekhar put his hand up. "General Custer, 1862."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares around and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"Again, Chandrasekhar says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister,1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? S*ck this!"
Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to theteacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with near mob hysteria someone said "You little shit. If you sayanything else, I'll kill you." Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001."
The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher onthe floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're f**ked!"
Chandrasekhar said quietly, "George Bush, Iraq, 2005"


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