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When all trees have been cut down, when all animals have been hunted, when all waters are polluted, when all air is unsafe to breathe, only then will you discover you cannot eat money. - Cree Prophecy

Friday, June 02, 2006

enjoy ur weekend..

am too tired..traveling, meeting old friends, partying are taking heavy toll on
me ;-)
so to lighten up a couple of jokes that always were on my top 3 list for long..

A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy`s efforts for some time, the man moves closer to the boy`s position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child`s shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a solid ring. Crouching down to the childs level, the man smiles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" The boy replies, "Now we runnnnnnnn!"
A man having throat infection goes to a doc’s house for consultation. He knocks on the door and as a lady opens the door asks “ is the doc in?” and due to his throat infection this comes out in a hush hush tone and immedialtely the lady pulls him in whispering “No..he is not in..come in..”

An Egyptian man is walking through the Cairo bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and offers to sell Viagra (illegal in Egypt) for 100 Egyptian pounds.
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, how about 50 Egyptian pounds?"
"No, not worth it!"
"OK, 20?"
"No, not worth it!"
"How about 10?"
"No, not worth it!"
"Listen, these pills cost US $10 each. How can you say they are not worth it?"
"Oh, the pills ARE worth it. My wife is not worth it."

and then I saw this height of creativity recently..during one of those anti iraq protests in the US a lady carries a placard saying this:“some one give George Bush a b*** job please. We can impeach him”
What creativity eh?

so, enjoy ur week end;-)


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